Husband:
O tu maari deewani bani gayi see eh....nithay miki aur koi labbi jaani si.....
Wife:
pehloon tu miki poke kitha si facebook apar, yaad kar....
Husband:
galati naal poke alaa button dabban gya si, miki kay patha si poke kari thay shaadi vi karni peysi. Phir vi friend request tussan peji si....
Wife:
Friend request peji si miki vi is gallay naa ni saa pata
Husband:
Shaadi karri thay main facebook hi chor ditti
Wife:
barri naiki kithi ney
Husband (khud se kehta hai):
Facebook tumharay husband ne chor di lekin fake account se abhi bhi shikaar ho raha hai.......
Wife:
Tussan kol block list koi ni si.block kari choro ha.saari maseebat e hatam hoyi jaaye vah
Husband:
Assan hazaar kuriyan block kithiyan lekin phir vi twaara teer lagi gaya....
Wife:
Tussan Salman Khan ne photo laayi tay passaya miki....baarun Salman vichu Johny Lever.mari putti kismet
Husband:
yaad kar tu message kitha si...."main tussan ni shakal ni thay akal ni deewani bani gayi aah...." maaray kol o message save oya vaa...main print karri thay frame wich rakheya vaa....unn dassssoo..
Wife:
oh jaanu patayi ki hai .mein choot maariya si.miki maaf kari shoro ji.
Husband:
bas, twaara rolla ni mukna, main apni doosri aur teesri biwi ne ghar juleya...
Husband:
unna ki poke karri thay kam toon kam do time ni roti thay labbi jaani, twaara make up ni mukna...
Wife:
maaray make up na v itna dhuk hai mein apni ammi ne gharu aanda si.
tussan ni miki kini ditta.hun uthay revo biwi number 2 tay 3 ne.
tussan ki number 1 hun khawaab vich e nazar aavya karsi
Husband:
Tussan khwaab wich achi thay kari kamayi karso, uthay vi tussan ney nakhray ni mukkan lagey, apni ammi abbay ki jaayi thay tangg karo, maari duty khatam karo, thay jaan choro mehrbaani karri thay....
Husband:
assan khaali poke kitha si, tussan thay coke pilaya si, o vee apnay ghaar saddi thay....
Wife:
hahahaha.itni jaldi jaan ni chutni maaray koloo.bachiyan naa kay bansi ji??
Husband:
tu thay facebook apar vi tangg kari shoreya si, status like kari kari thay rolla bavayi shoreya si eh.....photo upload karnay toon vi pehlay tayyar baythi vi si madam Like karnay waastay..
Husband:
main facebook apar case karran juleya, maari zindagi barbaad karri shori ney....
Wife:
miki ni pata is gal na.is mulkay wich tay aurat ne haq vich faisla hona vay.
tiyaar hoyi joaw sab kuj bechne vaste.laptop vi jaasi ney...
Husband:
jaan chor oye, wapas facebook wich barri jaaa....
Written by Sameer Hussain and Zahra Ali
Posted in: Funny
